NYPD Nude

There are a lot of dumb laws on the books in the US, and you sometimes hear about them in humor columns in newspapers and whatnot. But this is the first time I’ve seen them so thoroughly compiled in one place.

Let’s take a look at what laws I’ve been guilty of breaking in my home, the great state of Minnesota.

• Sleeping nude? Check.
• Oral sex? Check.
• Driving a red car down Lake Street? Maybe.
• All bathtubs must have feet? Check.

If those things are wrong, I don’t want to be right. Now I just gotta get some ducks and chickens and it’s off to Wisconsin for me.