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Unthinkable! Unconscionable!

Posted: December 2nd, 2007 | Author: amake | Filed under: Humor | 1 Comment »

I’ve officially gone off my nut—I’m drinking English Breakfast Tea… at dinner!

[Shocked gasps leap from the mouths of every decent, God-fearing Christian in the ball room. Someone's monocle falls to the floor, shattering]

What next, bacon and eggs for lunch? Does my brazen disregard for common culinary customs know no end?!

Won’t somebody think of the children??

One Comment on “Unthinkable! Unconscionable!”

  1. 1 Durf said at 15:31 on December 4th, 2007:

    Miscreants like you are the reason we need fingerprinting at Japanese airports!!!1111ichi

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